This is sooo funny. Created by a fan, but enjoyable by all…even you haters!
via FourFour.

This was, of course, a sequel of the last tour’s The 10 Most Ridiculous Things About The Beyonce Experience. For your viewing pleasure:

I’m writing this post to remind you all of a very special upcoming holiday. A time to give thanks for the good things in our life. A time to re-evaluate our priorities and make more of an effort to do nice things for those we love. A time to eat great food, enjoy great company [...]

Perez reported earlier this week that Taylor Swift beat out Beyonce this year by 1.3 million in album sales.  I find that hard to believe, so I’ve been trying to hunt down the numbers from an independent source with no luck.  I did think this was funny, though, when I did a search for the I Am… [...]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!  We won, told you so!  How you like me NOOOOWWWW?!  :)

I would just like to take a moment and thank a few people for contributing to the best VMA show in a long while. Consider this my acceptance speech.
To Lady GaGa: Thanks for dedicating your Moonman award “to God and to the Gays”. You rock my socks, and I am your fan for life.
To P!nk: [...]

That’s right, folks, look who has the first seat reserved tonight at the VMA’s.  Suck it, Janet.  Five bucks says GaGa pulls Beyonce’s hair when she takes home Video of the Year.
Speaking of the VMA’s, how in holy fuck did Russell Brand talk his way into hosting again this year?  Not only is he repulsive, but [...]

This is where the Queen will prepare for her NYC performance at the 2009 VMAs tomorrow.
Photo via iJustine of tastyblogsnack.com

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