Yeah, yeah, yeah!  We won, told you so!  How you like me NOOOOWWWW?!  :)

I would just like to take a moment and thank a few people for contributing to the best VMA show in a long while. Consider this my acceptance speech.
To Lady GaGa: Thanks for dedicating your Moonman award “to God and to the Gays”. You rock my socks, and I am your fan for life.
To P!nk: [...]